bah!
since as long as i can recall
my teeth have been a pain
too many cavities and root canals
and brushing twice? all in vain!
now two of my wisdom teeth
happily lie in the dentist's bin,
to suffer such a gruesome fate
i must have surely sinned
the more i try to escape
the dentist's dreary lair,
the more i am laughed at by fate.
who said life was fair?
but my woes don't end here,
for other than the dentist's breed
there exists a ruthless type
equally painful, indeed.
this is the techie brigade
who can fly me to the moon
but they can't fix my laptop
clearly, i am doomed.
my pictures and my music
and all my data, gone.
without my on-blog radio
i feel quite forlorn.
they called it melodrama
when i shared my calamity.
but i've lost a part of my being.
life is one big travesty :(
my teeth have been a pain
too many cavities and root canals
and brushing twice? all in vain!
now two of my wisdom teeth
happily lie in the dentist's bin,
to suffer such a gruesome fate
i must have surely sinned
the more i try to escape
the dentist's dreary lair,
the more i am laughed at by fate.
who said life was fair?
but my woes don't end here,
for other than the dentist's breed
there exists a ruthless type
equally painful, indeed.
this is the techie brigade
who can fly me to the moon
but they can't fix my laptop
clearly, i am doomed.
my pictures and my music
and all my data, gone.
without my on-blog radio
i feel quite forlorn.
they called it melodrama
when i shared my calamity.
but i've lost a part of my being.
life is one big travesty :(
posted by sattva at 5:02 AM
8 Comments:
:)
so-hum.
:-) If it's any consolation, many of us share both your woes :-)
vb, long time :) visiting your blog only makes me sad...seeing all those links that i cant download!
ghost, thanks...some consolation is better than none :)
And why then do you still brush every night?
:). am sure you are aware that a "pink toothbrush" is part of the joys of pregnancy. i managed to escape that one, and hope you have too!
anon: kya aap close-up karte hayyyeeeeeeeennnnnn?
g, no pink toothbrush, but defi dental trouble. 2 extractions done and 2 cavities to be filled. i swear, eegs are FUN compared to anything the dentist does!
Back up your data
and floss your teeth
are all that I can say.
Ignore me at your peril
and you'll lose both anyway.
(Ok, I'm a crap poet... I know, I know)
-MT
mockturtle, your advice came too late...have lost both already :) but i know better now!
thanks for visiting!
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